This Weekend's Fixtures & New Year Fixtures (30/31 Dec, 01/02/03/04 Jan).

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Dele Alli diving again, shockingly.

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Sanchez kicks Olsson up in the air, no booking somehow.

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Sanchez hauled off, Wanyama on.

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'Ammers 1-1 WBA, Big Andy.

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Lamela booked, scrote.

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Narsingh just needed to cut it back, idiot.

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Son with true pub control.

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Llorente hauled off, Kane on.

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Van Der Hoorn gives Dele Ali a slight tough, he goes flying of course.

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Oh Ayew, WTF? Goes around Lloris but forgets to strike the ball!