Winter Transfer Despair and Bafflement.

[Niall_Quinn]

Most transfers go through the players agent rather than the club and with these kind of things you make agreements with them and the player on personal terms before you even contact the club because it makes them compelled to sell.

The agent probably got in touch with Arsenal oportunistically. If we have agreed personal terms with Aubemeyang, Dortmund’s protests aside they probably are more likely to sell than not.

We have to pay them what they want first. Always the major and terminal sticking point when it involves us.

[Özim]

We have to pay them what they want first. Always the major and terminal sticking point when it involves us.

Don't worry, we've always got that trusty extra pound we can resort to using if our original bid isn't quite high enough, that usually does the trick!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Don't worry, we've always got that trusty extra pound we can resort to using if our original bid isn't quite high enough, that usually does the trick!

Lend me a screwdriver will need to wedge said pound coin out of the Sainsbury’s trolley

[Cripps]

Aubameyang is unexpectedly not with the Dortmund squad travelling to Berlin for tomorrow's game. https://t.co/dLionJTCNA

Wenger

[KSE Comedy Club]

Looks like Ozil is gonna sign a new deal, so thats some good news

[Marc Overmars]

If Ozil stays that probably means Wenget is staying on too. Bad news.

[KSE Comedy Club]

I think it’s more to do with living in London than Wenger thankfully

[Özim]

Also probably got to do with having no ambition, you'd have to have none to stay on this sinking ship.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

The thing is Wenger is not going anywhere. So id rather we keep our best players than lose them in the hope that it will change the situation

[Niall_Quinn]

I think it’s more to do with living in London than Wenger thankfully

Plus he's not required or even expected to turn up to games, so that's got to be a big plus point for staying. Doubt any other club can match that perk.