Weekend games plus Everton v Newcastle 15/16/17 Sep

[Master Splinter]

We're Stoke and we don't play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Borini did well to take that first time actually.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri was invisible today according to Bluemoon.

Nice turn from Johnson, don't think it was a dive but it wasn't a foul either.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stevie Me.

And then he has a go at Sterling for not playing him the perfect ball to Hollywood it in!

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Nasri was invisible today according to Bluemoon.

Nice turn from Johnson, don't think it was a dive but it wasn't a foul either.

Not a shock tbh.

[Master Splinter]

Stoke striker Michael Owen on Twitter: "Great to make my debut today, albeit only for three minutes! Massive thanks to the Stoke fans - can't believe the reception I received."

I think they were baying for the rack of towel vests behind the dug-out.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Our red socks

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Don't bother tackling FFS.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sunderland 1-0 Liverpool, Fletcher!

[Dennis Bendtner]

He's mentally ill. There's seriously something wrong with him.

It's genuine. It's barely worth responding to, but I remember when Sir Chris Hoy literally handed them the match on a plate against Spurs last season. Stoke have the refs in their pocket.