Final Day Fixtures (24 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gerrard Farewell Tour:

* A forgettable Merseyside derby
* Sent off against Man Utd after 30 seconds
* Humiliated by Palace on his last home game
* A defeat in his last Wembley appearance
* His heaviest professional defeat

Please don't go Stevie. Can you drag it out for another 6 months at least?

80,000 mocking him at Wembley on his birthday too.

[Kano]

Zamora. As weird as it feels typing it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Oh fuck this, Chelsea on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Should be called spectacular goal of the season. At least a couple of our team goals were better than any of those. But from what's on offer, Zamora's was the best goal.

[Kano]

The shitter is, they'll probably do it again next season too.

[Kano]

Not looking, not listening, just fuck off

We need someone just like Remy. But I'm not sure we'll find him in the Botswana third division.

[Niall_Quinn]

What the fuck is that commentator on about? Queen's coronation?

So they bought the title again - what's the fuss?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You didn't do that this season Drogba.

Spuds were top after the second weekend FFS.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We bought a pie.

[Kano]

Soul destroying watching those absolute wankers poncing around.