Winter Transfer Despair and Bafflement.

[selassie]

We've definitely fucked the Auba deal. Another 'we tried' signing. Wankers.

Yep it's looking that way. I've been reading that Dortmund have so far refused to budge from their 60million valuation for the player.

We know how much they want and have known since we went over there to complete the deal, why are we going in with bids of 15 and 10 million under, just pay the fucking price if you want the player.

We did exactly the same thing all Summer with Lemar until the very last day when we panicked after agreeing to sell Sanchez.

So tired of Arsenal in the market, it's pathetic.

[Cripps]

[Niall_Quinn]

You were probably either a Tory MP or a Vicar in a former life.

Next time, knowing your luck, you’ll come back as you #rodders

I'd know if I'd have been a Tory MP. I'd have strange compulsions to buy lollipops and duct tape.

Probably a vicar then.

Fuck.

[Niall_Quinn]

So the team was sent to Germany to get them out of the way then? Clever.

Meanwhile the chavs might come in with a bid for Bif. So we might end up with more profit than we'd bargained for.

It's all good!

[Letters]

Ideal situations

[Niall_Quinn]

Getting EXCITING now!

WBA have signed a replacement for Evans, apparently.

So that deal could be on again, big time. Wow!

I just hope our transfer team doesn't have to rush to a motorway cafe on the M40 because that would place some lovely time pressure on the Aubameyang and Messi negotiations.

Even if that happened, even if we didn't manage to land Auba, getting a world class player like Mkhitaryan who could also play as DM, and signing Jonny Evans as our new wing back would be pretty good. I'd be satisfied with that, provided we subbed Miki after 60 mins in every match.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here's a nice Welcome to Arsenal Suarez Mbappe Lemar Aubameyang video. Excellent music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76v9yi07d4

[HCZ]

Only reason I can think of that we aren’t prepared to meet the valuation is that we don’t have the money to, seems incredibly unlikely though.

[Özim]

Except we do have the money, Ox, Coquelin, Walcott, all that money more than covers Aubameyang, whether we're willing to pay it however that's a different matter.

The subject of whether we have enough money was put to bed a long long time ago, we're one ofthe richest clubs in the world, have sold players, saved wages and our net spend has been very low, we're swimming in money, the club is valued at what 1.75 billion?

Just think we don't want to spend money and just want to pull the wool over the gullible fans eyes (not everyone believes in this nonsense).

[Globalgunner]

We are broke. We sent Pinky and Perky over to Germany to take out a loan from Deutsche Bank