This Weekend's Fixtures & West Brom v Chelsea (16/17/18 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 0-2 Citeh, Milner.

Swansea you mugs.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea you fucktards.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Milner Vastly underrated player, if he's moving to us.

Swansea Letting that donkey Milner score against them, if he's moving to you.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva has embraced being the thug at the expense of being able to play football.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Fabs showing why we let him go (that's not saying we have anything better)........why the fuck can't he have the same kind of game in a row.....

[AFC Leveller]

Swansea are a bunch of cunts, they rolled over for city and Chelsea and gifted them the points. Flappy is a clown too, giving his all against us but showing his true self today.

[Master Splinter]

Gomis playing like a blind, drunk and dazed Kenwyne Jones.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea 1-2 Citeh, SIGURDSSON!

[Master Splinter]

Now get your team to mount a proper comeback Brody, you ginger terrorist prick.

[Master Splinter]

Every Gomis pass has been 5 metres away from the intended teammate. Useless oaf.