Summer Transfer Misery 2017/18

[Marc Overmars]

Everton make loan offer for Lucas Perez.

[Özim]

Spurs sign Aurier.

And also Llorente.
I love how so much weird shit happens on this day.

Spurs were always going to make signings, they've been quietish, logically it was going to happen today.

For us though, we've been very quiet and sold a load of players (maybe more to come) but logic goes out of the window, instead we claim we have no money , it's not even clever spin!

[Niall_Quinn]

Except they aren't, they are spinning for him because as long as he's in charge they can get paid for doing nothing

Yeah, I have to agree. It's win/ win for those cunts. If they can somehow keep Wenger in his chair, they retain the only football manager (so-called) in the world who prioritises profits over football. But if the heat gets to much, they can sack him and declare a new era. Some fools might even see them as heroes. The only challenge will be to find some cunt who will play along like the cunt they get rid of. Ten million quid should take care of that easily enough.

My impression is that the hardcore Wenger out agitators (who we should all be apologising to on bended knee) have concluded their work is done regarding Wenger and it's just a matter of time. They have turned their guns on Kroenke and that is exactly the right thing to do. He's got to be next. Both barrels, every hour of every day until the noise is heard all the way across the ocean.

[Niall_Quinn]

Everton make loan offer for Lucas Perez.

Hope we accept it and let Perez rescue his career. Although he still looks like a player that could do a job here, not that the stupid incompetent cunt Wenger would ever twig.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hard pressed to name a single young player that received a good education at Arsenal. All arrive as young boys and leave with serious questions marks about their ability or just disappear all together. It's not the right environment to develop kids. We've been at it for over 10 years and haven't come close to producing what was expected.

But, but, he turned Henry from a winger into a striker! And...

He turned Henry from a winger into a striker!

And remember when he turned Henry from a winger into a striker!

But his finest moment was when he turned Henry from a winger into a striker.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I remember when he turned Henry into a striker whereas he was previously a winger.

[Niall_Quinn]

I remember when he turned Henry into a striker whereas he was previously a winger.

Exactly! Just another one of his achievements to add to the others I mentioned.

And don't forget Henry. He was a winger when he first came, but Wenger changed him into a striker.

[Niall_Quinn]

And gave him broccoli.

[Power n Glory]

Except they aren't, they are spinning for him because as long as he's in charge they can get paid for doing nothing

Could be spin for Wenger. He may have asked his old pal Stan for a new team.

But if we sell everyone off and he's left to work with what we have, I dunno. Maybe they've had a change of heart and crunched the numbers on how much he's wasted. If they only care about money, they should be looking at it that way. But I'm not even sure it's even about greedy. Seems more like a misplaced loyalty to manager well passed his best.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Exactly! Just another one of his achievements to add to the others I mentioned.

And don't forget Henry. He was a winger when he first came, but Wenger changed him into a striker.

I'd like to add, that wenger also converted the winger, Henry, into a striker.

It was pure genius that has never been replicated since.

For 10 or 14 years, in fact.