Emirates Cup 30/31 July

[Cripps_orig]

I didn't see any of it.Me All I know are the scores and scorers and all we can really do is laugh cos we are a laughing stock and nothing more these days.

[Letters]

You had my number , I thought you'd text me to let me know where you'd be.
When's the Benfica game?

Oh, it's this Saturday. I'll be at MrsL's this weekend so no can do. Free most weeknights right now

[Gubby Allen]

Chamakh and Vela - you just have to laugh in desperation. How these two can be wearing an Arsenal shirt is a complete fucking mystery. I dare anyone to name a worse striking pair in the history of the PL. Go on - name any two for any team ever.

There's been loads of others:

Chamakh & Bendtner
Vela & Bendtner
Aliadiere & Baptista
Bendtner & Aliadiere

Admittedly, they've all played for us over the last 5 years.