Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standa...oin-arsenal.do

Not sure what to make of the Cahill story, would we really pay 17mill (Club Record) for a CB who has a year left on his contract? I highly doubt it but ES seem to think we're close to signing him.

The Gervinho story seems pretty accurate though.

£17m plus hes a bit shit

Rather get Samba.

Gervinho? meh

[Coney]

Yeah. That's a bit odd tbf.

I guess opinions of what constitutes substance differ.

I think the board would be quite dry without all the bitchfighting, and the limp retarded mongolism.

Just my pennorth worth like.

(I wasn't calling you a limp retard mongol btw Coney)

Thanks for that. If ever your windowcleaner can't make it, give me a shout and I'll lick them clean for nothing.

[Boss]

Denilson on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/180687935076#vi-desc

High bid of £15,000, quite impressive tbh.

[selassie]

Denilson on eBay:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/180687935076#vi-desc

High bid of £15,000, quite impressive tbh.

Questions and answers about this item

Q: Can you take this auction down? I am willing to open the bidding at £46m for this fine player! Thanks, K. Dalglish
A: Kenny, play the game like everyone else.

[LDG]

[Fist of Lehmann]

Thanks for that. If ever your windowcleaner can't make it, give me a shout and I'll lick them clean for nothing.

Sorry old chap, but I'd say the position of resident window-licker is amply covered, wouldn't you?

[LDG]

Sorry old chap, but I'd say the position of resident window-licker is amply covered, wouldn't you?

Harsh on Letters tbf. He's not tall enough to reach the high ones anyway.

[Coney]

Sorry old chap, but I'd say the position of resident window-licker is amply covered, wouldn't you?

Spoiled for choice on GW, tbh.

[Boss]

CK's favourite player hopes to move to the PL

Wolfsburg playmaker Diego has revealed he is in talks over a ‘dream’ move to the Premier League.

The 26-year-old is one of Liverpool's top summer targets and, while he stopped short of confirming the Reds were in for him, the Brazilian admitted he is closing in on a switch to England.

Diego, who has been told he can leave Wolfsburg after falling out with coach Felix Magath, has also been linked with Tottenham and Arsenal in recent weeks.

"I think Felix Magath and myself share very different ideas from each other," he said. "Of course I respect him because he is the boss but it has been difficult for us to work together. We have sat down and talked and we both think it’s best if I move on.

"I prefer not to mention the names of clubs out of respect for the managers and the owners but it’s true that there is contact with some clubs in England. Of course I will give these offers special attention because it’s my dream to play in the Premier League. I hope they can find a solution.

"At this moment England is where I want to play. We are just starting to have conversations with clubs so it’s too early to say where I will be going, but it would be perfect if in the future I can play in the Premier League."

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...remier-league?

Should be available relatively cheap. Would assume he's going to Liverpool or Citeh but could be worth a risk...

[Özim]

CK's favourite player hopes to move to the PL



http://www.talksport.co.uk/sports-ne...remier-league?

Should be available relatively cheap. Would assume he's going to Liverpool or Citeh but could be worth a risk...

Brilliant little player, we won't be interested even if he is available for cheapish.