This Weekend's Fixtures & Weekday Fixtures (04/05/06/07/08 May).

[Niall_Quinn]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL there's a woman on Sunday Supplement. How can we call them a bunch of cocks now? It'll have to be a bunch of cocks talking balls, and a ****.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Actually, she shares the same voice as Oliver Holt.

[Niall_Quinn]

Who is the squeaky little fellow with the dancing eyebrows? I thought he was supposed to be the female on the panel.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lipton is in love.

[Niall_Quinn]

They talk about our game with Wigan as is we didn't put in that performance against QPR yesterday. If we play like that next week Wigan will slaughter us.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If we play like that, we'll probably win 1-0. I think in all likelihood Wigan will be knackered for that game anyway.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really don't care, when's the snooker on?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hours away.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hours away.

Will sit here watching the wall until snooker is on.

[Rors]

Can't I just relax now...?!