Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[GP]

Andy Carroll has commanded over £50m of transfer fees.

[Syn]

Yeah you all laugh. One day I will be proven right about him. New Drogba. Worth every penny.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

I don't understand why

a) Anyone realistically thinks we might sign Wayne Rooney
b) Anyone actually wants him

If he's not going to be loyal to United with what they have won in the last five years, why on earth would he be loyal to us.....he's clearly angling for more money as that is all that matters to that greasy turd.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't understand why

a) Anyone realistically thinks we might sign Wayne Rooney
b) Anyone actually wants him

If he's not going to be loyal to United with what they have won in the last five years, why on earth would he be loyal to us.....he's clearly angling for more money as that is all that matters to that greasy turd.

Lets not pretend that's not what matters to most of our squad anyway. Once they build a bit of a profile for themselves, they'll begin to make sly noises. Like Kos recently has.

Wazza is far better than anything we currently have so bring him in.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I don't understand why

a) Anyone realistically thinks we might sign Wayne Rooney
b) Anyone actually wants him

If he's not going to be loyal to United with what they have won in the last five years, why on earth would he be loyal to us.....he's clearly angling for more money as that is all that matters to that greasy turd.

Throw in the bit that he's a behavoural delinquent granny shagger, that has committed his fair share of unforgiveable transgressions against us, who also happens to be fast becoming a fat useless fuck, and he instantly becomes a big No Thanks in the eyes of all proper Gooners.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Throw in the bit that he's a behavoural delinquent granny shagger, that has committed his fair share of unforgiveable transgressions against us, who also happens to be fast becoming a fat useless fuck, and he instantly becomes a big No Thanks in the eyes of all proper Gooners.

Da!.....I think having Rooney here would turn my stomach as much as having Mourinho as our Manager!

[Bergkampwonderland10]

I don't understand why

a) Anyone realistically thinks we might sign Wayne Rooney
b) Anyone actually wants him

If he's not going to be loyal to United with what they have won in the last five years, why on earth would he be loyal to us.....he's clearly angling for more money as that is all that matters to that greasy turd.

this.

[Grebbo]

I don't understand why

a) Anyone realistically thinks we might sign Wayne Rooney
b) Anyone actually wants him

If he's not going to be loyal to United with what they have won in the last five years, why on earth would he be loyal to us.....he's clearly angling for more money as that is all that matters to that greasy turd.

c.) If he's going to leave Manure there's only a handful of clubs that could afford him. Take the foreign clubs out of that list because he won't live aboard and that leaves us, city and chavs. We could definitely afford him as we've just cut about £300k pw off the wage bill. I don't think he wants more money I think he wants to play as a striker and he's only ever gonna be second choice with RVP on the scene.

d.) Rooney is better than any player we have.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Lets not pretend that's not what matters to most of our squad anyway. Once they build a bit of a profile for themselves, they'll begin to make sly noises. Like Kos recently has.

Wazza is far better than anything we currently have so bring him in.

You've got to be kidding me!

Let's pretend for just one minute we're going to push the boat out to that extent. For the money it would take to get him from United and pay his wages, we could do a LOT better than Rooney.

[Marc Overmars]

Sure but we're talking about Rooney because he's potentially available. The better players (whoever they are) may not be.