This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Talented attacker failing at playing fullback again.

Martinez.

One side of his body celebrating, the other half staying calm.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard.

Should have been off earlier too.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Everton 1-2 Chelsea, HT.

[Globalgunner]

Co commentator spent the whole half proclaiming that he couldn't see how Everton could score against the wonderfully marshaled Chelsea defence.

[Syn]

Whether we wanted that cunt Fabregas back or not, his decision to play for those dirty chavs means he deserves nothing but contempt, hatred and abuse. Plenty of clubs he could have gone to. He chose the enemies of football so now he's one too.

Hope he breaks his leg.

The sad part is, Arsenal fans still love him more than the Chelsea fans. Ive never missed him since he left. Nobody talked about him last season. I think we missed Van Persie - even now I'd kill to get an ageing Van Persie back because he brings qualities we don't have. We've got Cesc's qualities covered. He's a good player who is playing in a team and league that suits him so of course he'll do well.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Neverton.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Hmm.

Come on Everton.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Cesc.

Not the time for that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard saves football by denying Diego Costa.