This Weekend's Fixtures (17/18 Sept).

[hobson's choice]

Wow I've never seen a miss like that. That was bad, and quite sad.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I feel sorry for him

Can't say I do. It was hilarious.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Can't say I do. It was hilarious.

same

[hobson's choice]

I love to have a laugh, but that was just sad. I can;t laugh at that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Five added minutes.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Berbatov shot, cleared off the line! Rooney's pass was a bit shit.

[Ollie the Optimist]

anyone see barton at end of game yesterday? he got tackled, rolled around on ground and got up when ref said play on. then gestured to fans 3-0. he is an odious cunt

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-1 full time.

Torres, £50 million.

[Marc Overmars]

Good game, could have been any score really. United are so quick to turn defence into attack.

Torres.

What the hell? Time to retire tbh.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Well that was crap.

Don't think anyone played well today.

At least Torres is eclipsing the Pony Tail.