January Transfers -- Speculation & Shit?

[Niall_Quinn]

It's something to say I suppose. Because there's fuck all transfer activity to talk about at our club.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What the fuck are you on about?

Who knows.

But give him a cookie - he managed to spell 'Wenger' right.

[Harland]

Breaking News!!!!!
SSN have reported that Gunners’ contract negotiator Dicky Law has been spotted at The Gynecology and Obstetrics Clinic in Barcelona. Talks are already under way with Villa's representatives consisting of his parents of romany gypsiy decent, who after IVF treatement will be naming their unborn off spring as David Aston Villa. The fee is to believed to be around 2000 Euros per week until the unborn human turns 17. Wenger has certainly pulled of the coup marquee signing of the janaury transfer window.

Arsenal have opened formal talks with Barcelona to sign David Villa, Goal.com can reveal.The Gunners’ contract negotiator Dicky Law has been in Spain to negotiate the transfer of the country’s all-time leading goalscorer and Arsenal are increasingly hopeful they can push through what would be a sensational deal in the last days of the window.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/...gn-david-villa

Dude wasn't far off tbh, he just took one hit off that coke and ice more than he should

[KSE Comedy Club]

The sun are reporting that beckham is training with us today and he asked for it to be kept quiet.

They are also speculating that he could be about to join.

[GP]

[Japan Shaking All Over]

The sun are reporting that beckham is training with us today and he asked for it to be kept quiet.

They are also speculating that he could be about to join.

Glad we are good at keeping secrets. . .right bunch of bitches, arent we?

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Not that any feelings in my water have amounted to much. . .but there could be snippets of truth/hope in the Villa rumour.

I mean, if anything that lazy good for nothing Dick Law needs to earn his keep, hes done nothing apart from Walcott so far. . .

People say no to Villa cos they cant see us stumping up the cash and tbf it goes against all that Wumger has preached/practiced

But beggers cant be choosers and we are one hell of a big begger or bugger in some cases

[GP]

[Japan Shaking All Over]

tbf wouldnt be sad to see Dixon signed as a replacement for Santos

[Gooner23]