This Weekend's Fixtures (30/31 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Big Man header, Howard saves again.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Diego Costa begins WUMtime.

Booked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa

He won't last in this league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ivanovic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Costa's another one of those vain cunts (like Hazard) who keeps looking at himself.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku is an expensive cheerleader.

[Niall_Quinn]

Two opportunities in quick succession for a professional footballer to put a decent corner in. Way beyond his abilities. Stealing a living.

Here comes Old Man Eto'o

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku is an expensive cheerleader.

Worth £100mill apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ramires booked.