This Weekend's Fixtures & QPR v Villa (25/26/27 Oct).

[Master Splinter]

Why do Roberto Carlos and Cafu get a free pass in terms of mentioning their defending?

Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Six seconds.

Wonderful teamtalk.

Also, Spuds had a goal disallowed.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs .

QED tbf IMO.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Roberto Carlos is the rich man's Leighton Baines. But worse.

A few free-kicks and thunderous shots masked the fact that he was actually a bit shit. I can barely recall him having a really good game.

Also, Spufs .

Best full back in the world according to my Everton-supporting colleague.

Second best.... Coleman.

[Munchies]

De Gea, Rafael, Smalling, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Fellaini, Januzaj, Di Maria, Mata, van Persie.

Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Felipe Luis, Fabregas, Matic, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Drogba.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carragher?

Ah no wait, he'd have Zabaleta there.

Also, Dids starts for Chelsea.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Danny Murphy tearing in to Danny Rose.

Or maybe it was Lamela. Either way, they're both shit.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Perez off, Haidara on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Old Man Osman off, Pienaar on.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ade hauled off, Goaldado on.