We're not signing Cahill. That rumour needs to GTFO.
We're not signing Cahill. That rumour needs to GTFO.
the rumors on the net say AW is planning to buy o'shea from manu to cover for leaving clichy.
it's almost like silvestre-thing again.
ffs.
lolz:
http://www.football365.com/f365-feat....-Rumour-Mill?
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Bored of the usual transfer nonsense? Then read about Arsene Wenger getting sick of the Fabregas 'bollocks', Big Sam signing Masterchef's Gregg Wallace and more...
Last Updated: 30/06/11 at 15:45 Post Comment
Samir Nasri: I Want To Play Men's Football
Arsenal Ladies favourite Samir Nasri is "excited" about a rumoured move to Manchester United. "There's no reason why some of the best players in our team could not compete with the top men," said the forward. "To be honest, I am a bit sick of having to defend our sport: in this day and age, why should I have to justify playing football for a living? I expect a lot of the critics of Arsenal Ladies and teams like us would expect me to be stuck in the kitchen or doing the hoovering and looking after babies. Well, this is 2011, not 1951, thank you very much, and there is no reason why I can't play alongside the blokes and show them a thing or two."
City Aim High
Manchester City have offered Barcelona "all the money on earth" to buy Lionel Messi, and Barcelona are prepared to sell. The club released a statement which declared, "We will sell Messi for all the money on earth, because once we own the world's wealth we will become a world government, albeit one which messes around a lot, feigns injury and then does something really brilliant that will impress shallow people."
Big Man At Back For Hammers?
Sam Allardyce is set to sign Masterchef eating phenomenon Gregg Wallace in a bid to give the Hammers defence a biscuity, buttery base.
"I like a man with a big head and a big heart - and Gregg's heart is massive," said Allardyce, as he ate from a giant trough of baked beans garnished with a couple of dead dogs. "Honestly, his heart is the size of a football, but that's probably just the saturated fats to be fair, and we can get that down to normal size with a bit of gym work, no problem."
"Mmmmm. Saturated fats," added the Hammers boss, staring off into the middle distance and licking his lips.
Test Tube Blues Spunking Money Away Yet Again
Chelsea have confirmed they have signed all of John Terry's spermatoza on a unique 20-year development deal. A club spokesman said: "Big JT's little JTs embody the spunky spirit of Chelsea; and this deal will also help to reduce the average age of the squad."
Toon Totty Vow
Newcastle's new French signing Sylvain Marveaux admits he has only come to the north east in order to "have the standing-up sex with big booby girls called Tracey in that alleyway off the Bigg Market" and "lots of beer with the lads, like". His agent has since claimed the player was quoted out of context.
Arsène: I'm Pig-Sick Of The Whole Cesc Thing
Arsenal have decided to give Cesc Fabregas away to Barcelona for free. Speaking from the public bar of the Drayton Arms, over by the fruity, an animated Arsène Wenger said: "Everyone is bored stupid by this whole Fabregas bollocks. He's just not worth all the bloody newsprint dedicated to him so I'm driving him to Barcelona myself to get rid of the hairy little hobbit. He'll be lucky if I don't punch him in the face for the whole of the journey. Now leave me alone, I'm trying to have a drink here."
Delia Hits Back
Norwich City have denied that they are trying to buy players in return for very nicely cooked ramekins of crème brûlée and perfectly poached sea trout.
Black Cats In Striker Crisis
Steve Bruce has commented on his new striking signing, saying: "To be fair, for that sort of money, I thought we'd bought one lad called Connor and one called Wickham."
John Nicholson and Alan Tyers
We're in talks with oxo cube kid according to SSN.
Yay
Nasri this
Oxo cube isn't a bad player to be fair, seems to have some decent skills.Originally Posted by Marc Overmars
He's not however a ready made replacement for any first teamers that might leave.
Oxo cube kid?
Oxface ChambermaidOxo cube kid?
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Oxtail-ChambermaidOxo cube kid?
Alex oxlade-chamberlainOxo cube kid?
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