Arsenal squad 2014/2015 (how would it look if you were in charge?)

[LDG]

Trouble with Balotelli is he usually goes AWOL half way through the season to fight a revolution against a central african tyrant before setting up a ballet school for anyone from the cast of Game of Thrones who is under 5 feet (without their shoes).

Half our team have a half season off anyway, so if we can get him to cover that half, we're ok.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Suarez had proved his worth beyond doubt in this league though in spite of his questionable personality. Balotelli, didn't even wait that long. There's a lot more trouble for him to get himself into down in London and I sense that he just doesn't like the fundamental culture and modus operandi in situ in England.....especially with the press and all. I seriously doubt Wenger has the personality to keep him in line.....but if Wenger signed him, I would be just relieved he got the quality through the door over anything else at this stage....

As far as unruly personalities go too, I'd like to throw M'vila in there.... Positionally disciplined and astute a quick distributor and he's got an Isley brother beard too....

[fakeyank]

A BIG NO for Balotelli from me. Comparing him to Suarez is wrong. Suarez might be a diving cheat but he loves to play football. I do not think Balotelli's first priority is football though.. I'd rather have Remy here instead of him.