This Weekend's Fixtures (02/03 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Williamson sent off!

What a calamity.

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Newcastle .

I blame Shearer.

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Cambiasso .

What a man.

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Jaanmat sent off now!

Second yellow.

Dummet should have been off earlier too for a clear pull to the ground.

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Vardy misses a sitter.

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Leicester 3-0 Newcastle. FT.

Newcastle .

Carver .

Shearer .

Ant 'n' Dec .

Vic 'n' Bob .

Sting .

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Aston Villa: Given, Bacuna, Vlaar, Okore, Richardson, Westwood, Cleverley, Delph, N’Zogbia, Grealish, Benteke
Subs: Guzan, Sinclair, Weimann, Cole, Hutton, Sanchez, Senderos

Everton: Howard, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Mirallas, Naismith, Lennon, Lukaku
Subs: Joel, McGeady, Kone, Besic, Barkley, Osman, Alcaraz

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Liverpool: Mignolet, Can, Skrtel, Lovren, Johnson, Gerrard, Henderson, Lallana, Sterling, Coutinho, Lambert
Subs: Ward, Toure, Moreno, Lucas, Allen, Ibe, Markovic

RPQ: Green, Onuoha, Caulker, Dunne, Hill, Phillips, Sandro, Barton, Henry, Fer, Austin
Subs: McCarthy, Wright-Phillips, Yun, Kranjcar, Hoilett, Zamora, Grego-Cox

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Sunderland: Pantilimon, Jones, Coates, O'Shea, Van Aanholt, Gomez, Cattermole, Larsson, Graham, Defoe, Wickham
Subs: Bridcutt, Rodwell, Johnson, Reveillere, Mannone, Vergini, Buckley

Southampton: Kelvin Davis, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida, Bertrand, Alderweireld, Wanyama, Ward-Prowse, Mane, Long, Pelle
Subs: Gardos, Steven Davis, Djuricic, Elia, Gazzaniga, Reed, Targett

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Swansea: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Dyer, Sigurdsson, Montero, Oliveira
Subs: Tremmel, Hanley, Ki, Britton, Grimes, Emnes, Barrow

Scrote: Diouf, Arnautovic, Adam, Walters, Nzonzi, Whelan, Pieters, Wilson, Shawcross, Bardsley
Subs: Sorenson, Muniesa, Ireland, Odemwingie, Sidwell, Crouch, Wollscheld

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West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Collins, Burke, Cresswell, Amalfitano, Noble, Kouyate, Nolan, Downing, Valencia
Subs: Jaaskelainen, Jarvis, Nene, O'Brien, Cole, Song, Oxford

Burnley: Heaton, Trippier, Shackell, Duff, Mee, Boyd, Arfield, Jones, Taylor, Barnes, Ings
Subs: Gilks, Wallace, Kightly, Sordell, Reid, Jutkiewicz, Keane

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Villa 1-0 Everton, Bentekkers!

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Benteke .

What a beast of a header.

Time to bring him home before Chelsea buy him, waste two years of his career, loan him to Vitesse and sell him on for £40m and we never hear from him again.

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Liverpool 1-0 QPR, Coutinho.

Sunderland pelanty.