This Weekend's Fixtures (11/12 Jan).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-2 Man City, Negredo pubs it in.

[Niall_Quinn]

What a fluke. Very typical.

[Niall_Quinn]

Awful miss by the donkey, and then it smacks against him into the net. He's HOT I tell you! Best in the world I would say.

[Niall_Quinn]

Looks like Newcastle will need Ben Arfa to run through the entire 14 of city three times to get back in this.

[Master Splinter]

Obertan is a better option than Ben Arfa.

The French Quaresma.

But probably less productive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Newcastle 0-2 Man City, FT. Sickening.

[Ernesto]

Lucky b*st*rds. They'ré bound to blink soon.

[Niall_Quinn]

Two vital points won by the FA for the team they've obviously sold special rights to. Poor old Utd - can't afford the title any more.

Wilshere inciting crowd = 2 games ban. Jones for his reffing today - how many games banned?

[Niall_Quinn]

Could we please form an orderly queue and no pushing, plenty of cock to go around. Bring tissues. I'll start.

Ooooh city, oooh give it to me Negredo, give it to me...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Stoke.