This Weekend's Fixtures & Liverpool vs Spurs (04/05/06 Feb).

[Japan Shaking All Over]

We joke about Torrrs but not counting the fact we are too tight to actually do it, would any of you take Torres?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We joke about Torrrs but not counting the fact we are too tight to actually do it, would any of you take Torres?

He's just a link man these days so no.

[Syn]

We joke about Torrrs but not counting the fact we are too tight to actually do it, would any of you take Torres?

With the fee and wages it'd take, it wouldn't be my first choice.

I've never really been a fan of him.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

We joke about Torrrs but not counting the fact we are too tight to actually do it, would any of you take Torres?

Hell no.

[Marc Overmars]

We joke about Torrrs but not counting the fact we are too tight to actually do it, would any of you take Torres?

I think the strock phrase required here is "he's better than Chakma".

So yes.

[Marc Overmars]

That is quite a pub team bench for Chelsea.

Money well spent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think the strock phrase required here is "he's better than Chakma".

So yes.

Yeah but we could spend the equivalent of a packet of Oinks and get better than Chakma. There's no point spending £20 million or whatever it would be to get Torres.

[Syn]

Rooney and his fakehairmohican looks so fucking sexy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Gea.

He is already at it.

[Rors]

De Gea