This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[Marc Overmars]

Fucking hope he's not a pundit this summer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Pulis is going to be given VIP access to the Old Boys club. Ukraine/Poland here he comes.

Looks like ill be watching ITV games. tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eurgh. I'm bound to be right on this evidence. Already he is confident in mocking his fellow pundits.

"Y'know what Spain should do more of, hold on, get me a clip of Rory and Ryan in training - yeah, this".

[Cripps_orig]

Didnt watch any of the games or highlights over the weekend. Seen no goals or incidents.

Apparently i missed out on probably the worst performance ever by Blackburn. Is this true?

[Marc Overmars]

Yep. Not a single attempt on goal.

First time that's happened in a Prem game since 2004.

Way to resign yourselves to relegation.

[Dennis Bendtner]

[Kano]

[Cripps_orig]

Forgot the match was on tonight.

Might have to go back on my plan on not watching any live games bar the Europa League final

[Syn]

I forgot the game was on tonight too.

Come on natural disaster that'll wipe out the city of Manchester stadium and everyone in it at 8pm.

And come on your mothers.

[Flavs]

I like how he thinks the police are just going to let him go back to his seat, the cheeky scamp.