Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Cripps_orig]

Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola says he is 'optimistic' about landing Cesc Fabregas, as the Spanish giants prepare to make a third bid to sign the Arsenal captain in a £35m deal.Full story: Daily MirrorAaron Ramsey says he is ready to replace Cesc Fabregas, if the Arsenal captain moves to Barcelona.Full story: MetroAndre Villas-Boas is set to gazump Arsenal in the race for Bolton's Gary Cahill - on the advice of John Terry.Full story: Daily Mirror

Pep should fuck off. Ramsey isn't good enough and it would be typical if we lost out on Cahill cos of Wengers slow ass dealings

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Dont take any notice of the noise from Barca.......dicks like Pique chiming in makes no difference to the proceedings.....Pep is the manger but.......so what? he goes he goes.....time to put the kettle on

Ramsey, at least we have someone acting in a positive manner albeit a bit optimistic/premature - props tho

Cahill, bad business dealings if we get pipped on this.......considering the head start we had on this guy

[Injury Time]

Can we sign the magnificently named and even more magnificent looking American goalkeeper Hope Solo? - Quite frankly she'd do a job in the men's team and is surely one to bring back the missing 6,000 club level and season ticket holders who don't turn up every game.

Let's face it she's probably better than Almunia, Fabianski and Mannone anyway.

Pics or GTFO tbh

[Kano]

not too shabby

[Injury Time]

not too shabby

Tbf looks more of a man than Nasri, but I'd still hit it

[Japan Shaking All Over]

there's Hope yet!

[Injury Time]

there's Hope yet!

Not for you though
OT-did the latest earthquake affect you?

[LDG]

Macedonian Orthodox Church

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macedonian_Orthodox_Church

Have we signed him yet then?

[The Wengerbabies]

Doesn't look as if there will be any more new signings. I really thought that after 6 identical years Wenger would finally be a bit more proactive, especially with the growing discontent. More fool me tbh. I should have realized Wenger doesn't care about the fans he will keep trying (and failing) to prove himself right. Frankly I'm utterly fed up with him. Perhaps he thinks after a couple of months we've forgotten the shambolic second half of last season, well this summer has made it clear to me that until Wenger goes there will be no change at the club. Expect more of the same next season.

[budesonide]

Doesn't look as if there will be any more new signings. I really thought that after 6 identical years Wenger would finally be a bit more proactive, especially with the growing discontent. More fool me tbh. I should have realized Wenger doesn't care about the fans he will keep trying (and failing) to prove himself right. Frankly I'm utterly fed up with him. Perhaps he thinks after a couple of months we've forgotten the shambolic second half of last season, well this summer has made it clear to me that until Wenger goes there will be no change at the club. Expect more of the same next season.

we are waiting to see who we can flog off first then make any moves.

gervinho was a long-time target; so with that sorted there is no rush. If we lose any players then we look to replace them -- ahem -- if the price is right.