User Tag List

Page 36 of 604 FirstFirst ... 2634353637384686136536 ... LastLast
Results 351 to 360 of 6040

Thread: General Football Nonsense

  1. #351

  2. #352
    Member Dennis Bendtner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Posts
    3,297
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    MOTD on iPlayer is an interesting development. Though I've probably got loads on series link that I haven't even touched so prolly won't be that useful. But yeah, previously the rights would not be allowed for the Saturday games for whatever reason.

  3. #353
    Member Gubby Allen's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    562
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Wembley to trial cliché-detecting technology
    A NEW type of predictable pundit platitude software is to be tested at England’s forthcoming game against Belgium.

    If successful, the technology could drastically reduce how often people at home scream at their television whilst frantically looking for the remote control.

    Developer Tom Logan said: “We’ve produced an algorithm that recognises key consonant clusters such as ‘giving the manager some difficult choices’ and ‘schoolboy error’ as well as raised pitch whenever Rooney gets the ball in the assumption he’s going to score.

    “It’s worked well in trials but every time we plug it into Clive Tyldesley it keeps exploding.”

    The software works by cutting off shopworn phrases within the first three syllables by emitting a loud burst of white noise.

    It will not be ready in time for the 2012-2013 domestic season, meaning at least another year of the phrase ‘a point to prove’ whenever Manchester United play against City and Logan says that some broadcasters might find the system too expensive to implement.

    Logan said: “And yes, I completely mean Channel 5 when I say that. I can create the technology to rid the world Jonathan Pearce but there has to be the financial willingness to do so.”

    Future applications for the software include a tannoy system for pubs, which would obliterate the opinions of the man who has sat himself next to you and insists on giving his reasons why Arsenal’s current system isn’t working.

    Logan said: “The ultimate challenge will be if England draw Germany in Euro 2012. And it goes to penalties. And Southgate’s in the commentary box. It’ll be like the perfect storm of horseshit.”
    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2012052528504

  4. #354
    MOe Marc Overmars's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    London
    Posts
    32,397
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Team-GB.html

    Bellamy one of the 3 overage players for Team GB.

    Got to think Becks will be there and probably Giggs as well.

  5. #355
    They/Them GP's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    29,279
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marc Overmars View Post
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Team-GB.html

    Bellamy one of the 3 overage players for Team GB.

    Got to think Becks will be there and probably Giggs as well.
    Makes a mockery of the whole thing.

  6. #356
    Banned
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    31,840
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Marc Overmars View Post
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Team-GB.html

    Bellamy one of the 3 overage players for Team GB.

    Got to think Becks will be there and probably Giggs as well.
    Bellamy

    Not only is he a bit shit but he reveals that hes in the squad thus breaking the code of silence

    Hope hes dropped

  7. #357
    King Kong Boss's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    2,252
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)




    Cardiff have confirmed they will now play in red rather than their traditional blue kit after the club's Malaysian owners formally unveiled a new image for the Welsh side. The switch – which also includes a new crest and takes effect immediately – comes after the club's hierarchy approved the decision at a board meeting.

    The club have unveiled three new strips – a red home shirt, a blue away strip, and a third kit, which is mainly black. The new kits bear a redesigned badge, incorporating a main image of a dragon, with a small bluebird inserted underneath, and carrying the slogan "Fire and Passion".

    In addition, the club have announced plans to build a new training ground, pay off their debt with the Langston company, provide the manager Malky Mackay with a substantial kitty, and explore the possibility of expanding the Cardiff City Stadium.

    The move came less than a month after the club's chairman Dato Chan Tien Ghee said the proposal to change to red shirts had been dropped due to "vociferous opposition" after the plans were leaked.

    In an open letter to fans, the chairman said then: "We have no desire to cause offence or for people to think we have no respect for the club or its history as it would appear has been suggested in various quarters including by local assembly members."

    He continued: "In the light of the vociferous opposition by a number of the fans to the proposals being considered ... we will not proceed with the proposed change of colour and logo and the team will continue to play in blue at home for the next season with the current badge."

    Today, the Cardiff chief executive, Alan Whiteley, said: "This is a major and significant financial commitment and we are grateful to our investors for their continued confidence in this football club. Concerning the commitment to developing the crest and to switch our primary colour to red, as directors – and as fans in our own right – we recognise that there is a history and commitment that goes with supporting Cardiff City and we are conscious and proud of the loyalty, bond and passion so many share for this club.

    "At the same time, we also have to be prepared to be realistic and progressive. Sometimes in difficult economic times and challenging market conditions, in order to attract investment to survive and progress, brave, bold and compelling decisions and sacrifices need to be taken and made. By securing this investment we can safeguard the immediate and long-term future of this club."

    But he added: "We are only too aware that the change of colour is a radical and some would say revolutionary move which will be met with unease and apprehension by a number of supporters, along with being seen as controversial by many. To those I would like to say that this was not a decision that has been taken lightly or without a great deal of thought and debate.

    "There is no getting away from the fact that history and traditions are the lifeblood of any club and as such should be jealously guarded and preserved. Both the board and our investors fully understand and respect this and will do their utmost to uphold, protect and promote the values and virtues which the club stands for.

    "However, the changes are believed to be vital to enable the club to progress to the next stage in its development and very much in the club's best long term interests."
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2...?newsfeed=true

    The King Is Back.

  8. #358
    Banned
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    31,840
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-killing.html

    Starting them young i see

    Pulis must be so proud

  9. #359
    Cat give me a paw!! Flavs's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Leeds
    Posts
    3,828
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ach View Post
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...e-killing.html

    Starting them young i see

    Pulis must be so proud
    he's not that kind of lad

  10. #360
    Administrator McNamara That Ghost...'s Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Colne, Lancashire.
    Posts
    169,889
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We're Stoke and we don't complain.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •