This Weekend's Fixtures (06/07 Oct).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale, you're not Ronaldo - give it up.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Bale, you're not Ronaldo - give it up.

True, he may be a scrote, but next to Ronaldo, he's a gnat scrote.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

RVC is a ****

Blatant elbow

[Xhaka Can’t]

I don't get it.

How can he be a **** and an elbow?

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I haven't seen this, but I agree.

Plays for Utd now so he'll get away with it.

[Cripps_orig]

MOTD laugh it off

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

It's been quite literally laughed off.

Fucking hell.

[Ollie the Optimist]

how is that bale dive funny MOTD? its a fucking disgrace. you could have driven a bus through the gap between the two players when bale went down. fucking pathetic

[McNamara That Ghost...]

True, he may be a scrote, but next to Ronaldo, he's a gnat scrote.

Exactly. If gnats have scrotes. Actually, I don't wanna know.

Also, ah let's have a good hearty laugh at the funny welsh man with his funny antics.

Suarez the antichrist isn't far away though.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

A name drop

Even if it was actually an insult. Bastard.