Typical English signing. Runs around a lot and not much else. Can't score and can't provide an assist. Theo at the very least was managing that at the same age. Zaha is yet another in a never ending line of English players that could've been the next Messi but ended up being Titus Bramble.
Zaha is genuinely shit.
Yay, we've signed an unknown
It's almost as if they make stuff up every ten minutes because they know fuckwits will refresh and digest every single morsel of shit, hence giving them and their masters never-ending clicks and attention.
Ornstein seems to be saying we've wrapped up Perez and agreed £35m for Mustafi
If true, we've been Marsellus Wallace'd
Which would be around £90m committed to these transfers in fees alone.
Fair play. But too late.