Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Master Splinter]

I won't be crying tbf. I got over him leaving months ago.

And it's not like Arsenal haven't had their fair share of arseholes in the past. Tony Adams actually went to prison, for one.

That's why I crossed you out.

Arsenal of recent past has had RVC and Cisc as their **** contingent. Prickly at times, but hardly world-class bastardry. We now have Theo. Or maybe Szczesny. ****s needed ASAP.

[Grebbo]

He'd be more hated than ever if he joined us, would certainly be the most difficult player Wenget has handled. Total loose cannon.

I don't think he'd be difficult to manage tbh. He's supposedly the model pro, trains hard, works hard on the pitch just sometimes is a wanker on the pitch. If by some miracle we sign Suarez and a couple of others we'd actually have a pretty damn good squad, something which would help Suarez. At Liverpool he pretty much has to win games on his own, maybe with better players around him he'd be less of a nutter.Anyway I hope we sign him. £42m is an awful lot and he's going to have to hit the ground running that's for sure.

[Grebbo]

That's why I crossed you out.

Arsenal of recent past has had RVC and Cisc as their **** contingent. Prickly at times, but hardly world-class bastardry. We now have Theo. Or maybe Szczesny. ****s needed ASAP.

Yep, you can't win anything without ****s

[GP]

You don't win friends with salad.

[Marc Overmars]

That's kind of why I want him tbf. Just to see Suarez Is Boss Liverpool fans and the likes of Thompson, Aldridge and Hansen literally crying. Having a loon in the squad after years of Wenfer flailing with nice guys would also be morbidly fascinating. It's a potential shake-up of the perception of Arsenal on and off the field and even if it ends in glorious disaster, it has to be better than being perennial slaves to principle and polite walkovers.

Pretty much.

It's time for him to come home.

[Harland]

You don't win friends with salad.

Not unless they are tossers.

[GP]

Not unless they are tossers.

You can just give them a dressing down.

[Özim]

42 million

When do we meet Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, I want to have some serious words with them?

[Dennis Bendtner]

I don't think he'd be difficult to manage tbh. He's supposedly the model pro, trains hard, works hard on the pitch just sometimes is a wanker on the pitch. If by some miracle we sign Suarez and a couple of others we'd actually have a pretty damn good squad, something which would help Suarez. At Liverpool he pretty much has to win games on his own, maybe with better players around him he'd be less of a nutter.Anyway I hope we sign him. £42m is an awful lot and he's going to have to hit the ground running that's for sure.

Footballistically he's fine but the issue is his dickheadery directly affecting how useful he is. I mean he's banned right now weirdo. And that's two long, specific bans in a couple of years. I don't think he's ever been banned for the other narky stampy stuff either. He also has to know that Wenger won't be wearing a t-shirt for him when said dickheadery comes to the fore. It's a lot of money and it's risky. He is a very good player though, in terms of being able to score and create.

[Master Splinter]

When do we meet Santa, the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy, I want to have some serious words with them?

You'll meet them outside the bottle bank on Sesame or Coronation Street in 1992/93.