Euro 2016 Qualifiers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shaw doesn't know how to control a football. It's fucking sad watching him trying to play.

[Letters]

Is Rooney officially the GOAT now?

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Rooney officially the GOAT now?

One more goal against some third rate part time outfit and he's fatestgreatest ever.

Ox off - not bad, what can you do in a shitbag team like that?

Theo on, playing wide I think.

[Niall_Quinn]

Theo scores 4-0

First touch.

Woy

Might have been an OG actually, I think the defender knocked it in.

Owen Gol He's catching ROOONAAARGAAAGH!

[Niall_Quinn]

Vardy

Takes on his man - falls over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shelvey is just aimlessly hoofing long balls at the San Marino defence. #startingtobelievehisownpress

[Niall_Quinn]

Barkley

He can't pass either.

I think there is a patch on the pitch where potatoes are growing.

San Marino sub - post man off, estate agent on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Kane with space on the edge of the box - Wallcot open in the centre...

Kane thumps it at the defenders.

[Niall_Quinn]

5-0 Kane

Nice set up play by the San Marino midfield.

[Niall_Quinn]

6-0 Theo