Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[1_nilto the arsenal]

Oh please no fucking way. Wellbeck is Sanogo, Sanaogo is Welbeck. Both shit.

[Gooner23]

The lack of a proper striker in the squad (withouth Bif) is baffling.

With the DM position we at least have the quantity, if not the quality, of players who can fill in there.

But the biggest question has to be over why we haven't replaced Verm having known all summer he was leaving. Right now we are two injuries away from Monreal playing centre back which is quite scary.

[Master Splinter]

I've always loved watching Falcao. Probably the most exciting pure striker in the box since The Real Ronaldo.

But it's clear money is his only remaining ambition. He left a burgeoning Atletico side to go to for a loungeabout at Monaco and now he joins a beleaguered United team.

Citeh and United seem to be the only ones who were willing to pay the ridiculous money and Citeh have been hilariously cockblocked by their own trail of ambition. Even the Spanish government didn't have enough to bankroll this one.

Time for Welbz to come home.

[Munchies]

United bought our best striker, used him to win the league and then replaced him before we did. Unreal banter from Wenger tbh.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Piers tells it like it is.

All that goodwill from us fans will be eradicated if we don't sign anyone else today.

[Niall_Quinn]

"@piersmorgan: utd sign Falcao as Wenger goes to ref charity game. And people wonder why I sound so deranged about Arsenal. #DeadlineDay ."

All we need now to compund our misery is United signing Vidal. Fair fucking play to the Glaser family.

Liverpool are in for Vidal too, supposedly.

[1_nilto the arsenal]

I've always loved watching Falcao. Probably the most exciting pure striker in the box since The Real Ronaldo.

But it's clear money is his only remaining ambition. He left a burgeoning Atletico side to go to for a loungeabout at Monaco and now he joins a beleaguered United team.

Citeh and United seem to be the only ones who were willing to pay the ridiculous money and Citeh have been hilariously cockblocked by their own trail of ambition. Even the Spanish government didn't have enough to bankroll this one.

Time for Welbz to come home.

£6 Million plus wages? Thats chicken feed for probably the best striker in world football. He was class at River Plate, Porto, A Madrid. He would have been our best signing to date.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Chelsea

Costa
Remy
Drogba

Man City

Aguero
Dzeko
Jovetic
Negredo

Liverpool

Sturridge
Balotelli
Lambert
Sterling (wide forward)

Man Utd

RVP
Rooney
Falcao

Arsenal

Sanogo

Theo (wide forward)
Sanchez (wide forward)
Podolski (wide forward)

*Giroud, crocked until next year.

According to Wenger we have unbelievable options?!!!

Oh, they're 'unbelievable' for sure.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

BBC Sport
Posted at
"Those who may have spotted Arsene Wenger boarding a flight from London to Rome and hoping he may be on his way to sign a player will be disappointed. The Arsenal manager has agreed to manage a team in the match for peace, an interreligious game of football organised by Pope Francis and the former Argentina captain Javier Zanetti.
"It's taking place at the Olympic Stadium this evening and I'm assured Wenger has his phone on him if he wishes to do any deals - as he did while on the beach in Rio earlier this summer and at a conference in Geneva on deadline day two years ago - but unfortunately for Arsenal fans that is unlikely."

[Master Splinter]

Despite the positive start to the window, it looks like WUMger has prevailed. A shame, he was close to losing that moniker as well.

Could be his finest moment when all is said and done.

The upcoming press conferences will be filled with WUM material to last throughout many ages and galaxies.

This picture is surely the new WUMger standard (someone stick a trollface on it).