This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[Niall_Quinn]

All Sissoko needed was some talent...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-2 Citeh, Aguero.

[Niall_Quinn]

Like Aguero has...

First bit of quality for half an hour.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barcodes 0-2 Man City, FT.

Man City with their 204949904th win in a row against the Barcodes.

We're no longer top. Another season ruined.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-0 loss at home, a 100mph dash about with zero composure or technical ability, a truly dreadful striker... they can take a lot of positives from this. Apparently.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Was that Zim harrassing Aguero?

[Niall_Quinn]

Assuming the chavs walk it tomorrow, van Gaal already playing catch up. And sunderland will beat them next week too.

[Syn]

Oliver Holt, Mirror's chief sportswriter, 2 minutes before kick off yesterday:

LVG strutting down touchline at Old Trafford on way to bench. Already one thing clear: this club and this stadium don't phase him

https://twitter.com/OllieHolt22/stat...08531314511872

Next level hype.

[Niall_Quinn]

@OllieHolt22 What do you expect him to do, cower in the tunnel screaming I can't do it,help me. ??

@OllieHolt22 faze*

@OllieHolt22 what else is he going to fucking do? Crawl??

And so on.

[Ollie the Optimist]

New manager, same problems. Becoming clearer that Moyes wasn't the problem at united last season, its the players. They are just shit. Bar Mata and Van Persie, they don't have any world class players or anyone close to it. Moyes was out of his depth clearly but Fergie did a runner and left an awful squad with players that Moyes struggled with and Van Gaal will too