Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[KSE Comedy Club]

you laugh but actually although £2.50 is not a large sum of money, it rewards everyone. if you go to almost every away game, the amount you saved by the £2.50 off each time would basically mean that one of the matches is free, thus rewarding those who go almost every week.

to those who go quite regularly they save money and those who go once or twice get a small saving. they could have said we will pay for every fan to go to game x then only those who go to that game get a saving. the £2.50 rewards any away fan who goes to watch the club. fairest and best way to do it IMO and good gesture from Arsenal

I admire you're attempt at looking on the brightside of this Ollie, but £2.50 off when most arsenal fans are paying a fucking shedload more for games than other clubs fans, is a piss take not a good gesture

[IBK]

I admire you're attempt at looking on the brightside of this Ollie, but £2.50 off when most arsenal fans are paying a fucking shedload more for games than other clubs fans, is a piss take not a good gesture

Yup.

[GP]

you laugh but actually although £2.50 is not a large sum of money, it rewards everyone. if you go to almost every away game, the amount you saved by the £2.50 off each time would basically mean that one of the matches is free, thus rewarding those who go almost every week.

to those who go quite regularly they save money and those who go once or twice get a small saving. they could have said we will pay for every fan to go to game x then only those who go to that game get a saving. the £2.50 rewards any away fan who goes to watch the club. fairest and best way to do it IMO and good gesture from Arsenal

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Somebody buy Wenger a new coat.

[IBK]

does anyone think he had to walk around with a jock strap on all the time in case he had to hide an erection?

Serious question.

Also, does anyone think that some players that played against him now feel violated when he was 'letting them know he was there' ??

See, this is what I don't understand. Lets be honest here - for heterosexual men I reckon that of all females they come into contact with (all ages/all types) perhaps 5% would be sexually attractive. Taking the age range of footballers, this may rise to 20%. Lets face it, most human beings are 'normal' - and for non-teenagers relationships are based as much on character as on looks. For women, I'd say that an even lower percentage are attracted simply by looks. So why do people think that homosexual men are any different. Why would a gay man fancy a greater percentage of men than women?

[Niall_Quinn]

for heterosexual men I reckon that of all females they come into contact with (all ages/all types) perhaps 5% would be sexually attractive

??? 5% ???

By attractive do you mean - yes I'd give her one? In which case where do you get 5%? Must be close on 100% surely?

[IBK]

??? 5% ???

By attractive do you mean - yes I'd give her one? In which case where do you get 5%? Must be close on 100% surely?

Of all females, of all ages? Nah. If you hang around 18 to 35 year old women all the time, of course it would be higher. But think about being, say, in a supermarket. Unless you are hormonal, I would be surprised if you seriously fancy more than 5% of the women you see. (ok - MAYBE 15% MAX)

[Niall_Quinn]

Of all females, of all ages? Nah. If you hang around 18 to 35 year old women all the time, of course it would be higher. But think about being, say, in a supermarket. Unless you are hormonal, I would be surprised if you seriously fancy more than 5% of the women you see. (ok - MAYBE 15% MAX)

Sometimes if they don't move for a long time I don't fancy them as much. But how many women stay completely still for days (probably weeks) at a time? Not many. So anything below 99% is unrealistic.

[Ollie the Optimist]

I admire you're attempt at looking on the brightside of this Ollie, but £2.50 off when most arsenal fans are paying a fucking shedload more for games than other clubs fans, is a piss take not a good gesture

arsenal don't set the price of away tickets though do they? the home club do that. if it was a home game with £2.50 off then id agree but its not. its £2.50 off what the opposition are charging us

[Ollie the Optimist]

Podolski was asked on twitter if he would rather play for spurs or retire.

he answered "retire"


i love him