Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Mate you need to lighten up....it was a joke FFS.

A play on the fact we buy cheap nobodies from France! You can't honestly have thought I was being serious.

Ah then i apologosie.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Do you think the Nasri deal is taking so long because we're trying to get one of their players as part of the deal??

Nope No point selling him now when we don't really have many midfielders right now, let him play a few games then he can feck off in a week id assume or Aw is sucking his dick pesuading him to stay.

The Man needs his God son by his side

[fakeyank]

This looks very likely, notice how we didn't fork out for a nice 5 star hotel and instead opted for some unknown shack to meet up.

If this is in France as well that would pretty much be a sealed deal.

[selassie]

This looks very likely, notice how we didn't fork out for a nice 5 star hotel and instead opted for some unknown shack to meet up.

If this is in France as well that would pretty much be a sealed deal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mata spotted arriving at the Emirates with his agent.

[Keith]

On the left, is that the guy from the Barca v Real fight?

[Master Splinter]

Is that Wenger's rapper bitch doing negotiations again?

[AKBapologist]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...medium=twitter

[Marc Overmars]

Come on Arsene, just bid for Mata, nothing to lose FFS.

Fuck Chelsea.

[Niall_Quinn]

Come on Arsene, just bid for Mata, nothing to lose FFS.

Fuck Chelsea.

If Chelsea are in it gives us every excuse in the world to be out. Don't worry, there's some unknown, inexperienced lump of shit playing in a minor league in Algeria who will soon be getting the call. It's getting so pathetic now I'd even settle for Biglia coming here - whoever he is.