This Weekend's Fixtures & Burnley v Chelsea (16/17/18 Aug).

[Niall_Quinn]

No. Courtois is genuinely worth the praise he gets. Sometimes, you can admit a player is brilliant. He is to Hart what Pires is to Adam Johnson.

Ramsey is brilliant. When did I ever say different?

[Master Splinter]

Options, options....if Jose Mourinho wants to change things at any point in the second half he certainly has plenty of quality on the bench, particularly in midfield and going forward. Willian, Jon Obi Mikel, Fernando Torres and one Didier Drogba - take your pick Jose.

One good half against the mighty Burnley and Mikel, Torres and a 94 year-old Drogba are elevated to amazing options from the bench.

[Niall_Quinn]

Burnley really are shit. Up and straight back down.

[Master Splinter]

Burnley just keep hoofing it up into a backline of giants.

Stupid.

[Niall_Quinn]

Willian and now Mikel. Maureen can't help himself.

[Niall_Quinn]

Drogba coming on.

He's down.

Injured.

Has to go off on a stretcher.

But he's back on now.

[Master Splinter]

Willian and now Mikel. Maureen can't help himself.

Drogba on at centre-back now too.

[Master Splinter]

Best thing Sordell has ever done.

Sadly, that's perhaps his only talent.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pitiful half of football. Chavs have no incentive to play and Burnley aren't capable.

[Master Splinter]

Chelsea to beat Burnley 2-0 and every pundit to declare the title race over because of Chelsea's unstoppable squad for the thirtieth season in a row?

Close enough.