On behalf of all Arsenal supporters
I'm sorry Samir that we called you a c**t and a money grabber and that we made fun of you for looking like a butch lesbian, in light of your new club's multi-million pound injection into players that led to them beating a 10 man relegation threatened side 3-2 and winning you silverware, we were demonstrably wrong. We see now when we accused you of hedonism, unsettling your former side last summer and spitting on the fans that once idolised you, you were simply doing your part to make the world a better place.
I'm so sorry Samir.......we've all misjudged you!
Personally I know I speak for every Arsenal fan when I say we want to give you a personal guard of honor when next you come to our unworthy Emirates stadium, of course we will look at the floor because we ungrateful wretches are unworthy to gaze upon your munificent form!.
Thank you Samir!....simply for being alive.....your a true inspiration to us all....I hope that his Holiness the Pope in his wisdom decrees that you become a living Saint......it's what we all want!