Chelscums v/s Arsenal, 22nd March, 1245 KO

[The Emirates Gallactico]

This is going to be Wenger's 1000th game in charge for us. Whatever you think of the man, you have to respect his acheivements and his impact not only at the club but on English football. In this day and age of managers barely lasting for more than a couple of seasons, it's a feat that may take many years before replicating again.

How fantastic would it be if he could celebrate this by rubbing one in that cock Mourinho's face by simultaneously ending his no losses and the Bridge record and derailing their title bid. I expect nothing but 100% from all the players as a result.


Ches

Sagna
Merts
Kos
Gibbs

Arteta
Ramsey (should be back, no?)
Carzola

Ox
Rosicky
Giroud

Subs: Fabianski, Vermelean, Monreal, Flamini, Podolski, Gnabry, Sanago

[AFC Leveller]

What's AW's record during his 999 games? win percentage, number of losses etc.

[Xhaka Can’t]

I think he's lost all of them.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What's AW's record during his 999 games? win percentage, number of losses etc.

P-999
W-572
D-235
L-192
Win Ratio: 57.2%

[AFC Leveller]

P-999
W-572
D-235
L-192
Win Ratio: 57.2%

Thanks. Thats decent going.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tie it in with a net transfer spend of £7.36 and it's spectacular. Imagine what the record would be if he had £376billion to spend every 15 mins, like Maureen.

[fakeyank]

This is going to be Wenger's 1000th game in charge for us. Whatever you think of the man, you have to respect his acheivements and his impact not only at the club but on English football. In this day and age of managers barely lasting for more than a couple of seasons, it's a feat that may take many years before replicating again.

How fantastic would it be if he could celebrate this by rubbing one in that cock Mourinho's face by simultaneously ending his no losses and the Bridge record and derailing their title bid. I expect nothing but 100% from all the players as a result.


Ches

Sagna
Merts
Kos
Gibbs

Arteta
Ramsey (should be back, no?)
Carzola

Ox
Rosicky
Giroud

Subs: Fabianski, Vermelean, Monreal, Flamini, Podolski, Gnabry, Sanago

Dont think Ramsey has a return date. I believe winter blockbuster signing Kallstrom will be available though. I also dont want Arteta starting but we dont have much choice, do we... I can see Flamini and Arteta both starting to have a physical presence against Matic.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Michael Oliver would be my choice. About the only decent ref I've seen this year.

If it really is Mike Dean, we might as well not bother turning up.

its Andre Marriner. he's given some very dodgy decisions for chelsea this season, the dive for the last minute penalty v west broom for one, but otherwise i don't think we have many problems with him. could be wrong

also for me, Clattenberg is the best ref in the league. doesn't often get much wrong

[Niall_Quinn]

Marriner will do. He'll probably fuck up but he won't do it deliberately.

[KSE Comedy Club]

Oh god I really hope we beat those chav cunts