La Liga 2014/2015.

[Master Splinter]

Money well spent .

Transfer muppetry .

ROFL Madrid .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Perez is a mentalist.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deportivo 1-6 Real Madrid.

Ronaldo hat-trick, Bale with two and James with the other.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deportivo 2-7 Real Madrid.

Hernandez with the seventh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Deportivo 2-8 Real Madrid, Hernandez with his second.

[Master Splinter]

Hernandez is surely the finest +1 merchant currently operating?

[Syn]

Hernandez is surely the finest +1 merchant currently operating?

Possibly, but there's no subtlety there. Everyone knows what he is.

The one who has fooled everyone is Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Atleti 2-2 Celta Vigo, Nolito pelanty has just levelled it for Celta.

Atleti's defence has taken a holiday; conceded three against Olympiakos in midweek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Levante: Jesus; Tono, Hector, Vyntra, Barral; Morales, Casadesus, Pedro Lopez, Diop; Simao, Camarasa.

Barcelona: Bravo; Alves, Mathieu, Mascherano, Alba; Busquets, Rakitic, Iniesta; Messi, Pedro, Neymar.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Neymar.

Should have scored.