Arsenal v Swansea City (28 Oct), 15:00 BST.

[Niall_Quinn]

Smeared with your own faeces?

Nope. Don't even give them that much.

I keep getting glimpses of just how utterly pointless this team is going to be once Alexis and Ozil are gone. I can't see who will create a single chance.

All credit to Swansea though. Genius tactics. First club ever to figure if they sit back and hit us on the break we'll play into their hands.

[Niall_Quinn]

77% possession

[Marc Overmars]

Business as usual so far then, after the blip last week.

[Cripps]

A giraffe with the worst traits of a donkey for good measure. He is a hopeless case. Might as well play Holding who at least has a football future

He's going to be head of academy next season

Teaching our kids coming through how to be mediocre

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Come on Arsenal.

[Niall_Quinn]

Here we go. 45 minutes more of this.

Wenger changes fuck all. Let's see who he brings on in the 68th minute to replace Lacazette.

Kos starts off by running the ball out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Xhaka is a yard off the pace and a few million brain cells off the plot.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't believe it. Stream freezes and we score. Missed it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

KOLASINAC!!!

[Niall_Quinn]

1-1 Kola batters it in.