Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Haven't been paying enough attention this season - but I'm sure I saw J Campbell listed on players out on Sky - on a free. Seriously? Could that be right? Is it the same J Campbell we signed last year who has never even seen the Emirates?

Nope he is on loan

[KSE Comedy Club]

@beinsport reckons Tiote is coming to us tomorrow.

Apparently they are quite reliable and broke the news of either poldi or giroud signing for us.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

The record £8 million transfer to bring Huddersfield Town striker Jordan Rhodes to Ewood Park has been confirmed by Blackburn Rovers

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Andy Carroll to have medical at West Ham in next few hours?....really.......why on earth is that not something that can't wait till tomorrow morning, if all the proper paperwork is done. Bet the club doctor is happy about it....probably promised his wife an early one tonight because of the possibility of being on stand by on deadline day.

[gooners]

But if you're Chamakh or bendtner, surely you wouldn't just sit around like a pathetic shit and accept you're not good enough. The money is going to be big wherever. It's footballer money. You're by going to starve. Why don't you try to be remembered for the right reasons rather than sticking around somewhere even your own fans think you're a joke? Absolute fannies.

well when the better ones put their interest first and move on we complain too...

[gooners]

I hope we have a good lawyer on this one and all necessary disclaimers are watertight.

juve to sue us for selling them a dodgy product!

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Bendtner has a personality disorder, he seems to think that he's doing other clubs a favour by joining them

Chamakh....to be honest I haven't heard of any concrete interest from any clubs for him....and with his form/confidence why would there be?

[Marc Overmars]

AFCAMDEN ‏@AFCAMDEN

Arsenal have enquired about three PL players and one Ligue 1 player. 1 of the PL players is Michael Essien

Essien.

Who are the other 2 PL players? Cabaye and Tiote?

We can assume the Ligue 1 player is M'Vila.

[Grebbo]

Essien.

Who are the other 2 PL players? Cabaye and Tiote?

We can assume the Ligue 1 player is M'Vila.

I think the Ligue 1 player is that Montpellier defender. I think Wenger has zero interest in M'Vila and their chairman just mentioned Arsenal to get his price up. We'd have signed M'Vila by now if we wanted him as he's been available all summer (he's also far from super super quality)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I think the Ligue 1 player is that Montpellier defender. I think Wenger has zero interest in M'Vila and their chairman just mentioned Arsenal to get his price up. We'd have signed M'Vila by now if we wanted him as he's been available all summer (he's also far from super super quality)

Or we are being cheap and hopeful they will sell for less on DD.

Essien no thank you, we already have loads of sicknotes and shoud have got him before he went chavs no point getting him now he is washed up more or less.