Super Super Quality Transfer Speculation & Shit

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Hamann said Polders is shit?

Must Not Get™.

Yep.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

where's baptista? i know he's brazilian but he was an absolute beast for sevilla

then turned remarkably shit.

wenger was gonna spend £18m on him

wenger knows

Real Madrid killed him.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Real Madrid killed him.

thanks for the clarification.

i mean it wasnt like i was speaking with a hint of sarcasm at all

[McNamara That Ghost...]

thanks for the clarification.

i mean it wasnt like i was speaking with a hint of sarcasm at all

Er, I daresay it is you that is misunderstanding here.

Maybe if you wish to complain about 'big man' posts towards you, you'd help yourself to stop them if you weren't so unbelievably touchy.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

Just got home and read we have agreed a deal for Podolski

Must be some record surely? We are the only team in the world who has done all our summer spending before the summer begins

It kind of balances our other record of the only team to conclude business as summers ends

[Letters]

we havent signed ANYONE yet.

it's all the media spouting so and so.

all quotes the player has apparently said are to bild, the equivalent of the daily mail in this country.

so do you wonder why im a bit sceptical? how many times have we been in a position where we've got excited about a player potentially signing for it to all fall through.

even skysports have turned into a bad station, the equivalent of the sun newspaper now. at 11.30am today they had 'arsenal sign podolski' then an hour later 'arsenal looking to sign podolski' with the same quotes from mertesacker twitter had 36 hours earlier.

until its confirmed on arsenal.com then everythings only going to disappoint.

This is all fine but I'll be sure to look out for how you react to speculation about any of our players departing.
Will that be scepticism too or will it be "We're doomed. Dooooooomed!"
My guess is the latter. We'll see...

[Syn]

This is all fine but I'll be sure to look out for how you react to speculation about any of our players departing.
Will that be scepticism too or will it be "We're doomed. Dooooooomed!"
My guess is the latter. We'll see...

And what if he does big man, huh?

Open your eyes, Lettford.

Great modding.

Are your eyes open yet?!

ARE THEY?!!

Silly big man with his eyes shut.

[LDG]

And what if he does big man, huh?

Open your eyes, Lettford.

Great modding.

Are your eyes open yet?!

ARE THEY?!!

Silly big man with his eyes shut.

Big?

Lol.

[Letters]

And what if he does big man, huh?

Open your eyes, Lettford.

Great modding.

Are your eyes open yet?!

ARE THEY?!!

Silly big man with his eyes shut.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

This is all fine but I'll be sure to look out for how you react to speculation about any of our players departing.
Will that be scepticism too or will it be "We're doomed. Dooooooomed!"
My guess is the latter. We'll see...

that doesnt make sense.

we are a selling club. we've always sold our best players. i expect us to keep selling players so have a right to comment on players leaving because stories of players departing have generally been quite true.

on the other hand we rarely buy top quality players and most of the stories linking us with players have been utter shite, so people have a right to question incoming deals and be rather sceptical.