Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Maestro]

Rhinos will also fuck you up badly if you go head to head with them, same can't really be said about Merts. In some ways (and almost all ways conceivable and those not) this is the least likely animal comparable with Merts. Maybe the guy meant hippo.

no the bloke is just as thick as a polish brick

hippo top speed is around 35km/h and a very dangerous animal




*PS: no idea how thick a polish brick is btw

[Niall_Quinn]

Hippos are also racist by the look of it.

[Maestro]

Hippos are also racist by the look of it.

vely lacist they are, attacking negloes in their own aflican homerand

[Xhaka Can’t]

I never thought I'd ever learn how fast a hippo can run on GW.

Take THAT Arseblog!

[AFC Leveller]

Merts is tall but as someone else said, he should be getting more goals for us, or at least win a header or two on corners. his header against Hull was the softest you'll see this season, the ball hit his head rather than him towering it in.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Giraffes can't jump.

[Niall_Quinn]

I never thought I'd ever learn how fast a hippo can run on GW.

Take THAT Arseblog!

Surprised me as well. Just when you think you know everything something comes along to make you realise you don't know how fast a hippo runs.

[Maestro]

Surprised me as well. Just when you think you know everything something comes along to make you realise you don't know how fast a hippo runs.

GW ...kickin' ass since 2005

[Maestro]

Giraffes can't jump.

yes, but what's it top speed???

....and is it aggressive enough in the 6 yard box

[alexander]

no the bloke is just as thick as a polish brick

hippo top speed is around 35km/h and a very dangerous animal




*PS: no idea how thick a polish brick is btw

Africa biggest killer, behind AIDS and Ebola, but on an animal front, the hippo is a bad ass.