FIFA World Cup 2018 Qualifying.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar receives the ball, flicks it up in the air and over the head of the opponent...

...to another opponent

[Niall_Quinn]

Header just over the bar. Should be 2-1. Bad miss really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar

Can't head it either.

Ball comes into the box. He's free. He makes the most awkward lunge and only succeeds in heading it further away from goal.

Truly dreadful.

[Niall_Quinn]

Neymar subbed off with 5 mins to go.

Now I know why people pay to watch him. It's hilarious.

What a fraud.

Mind you, good luck to the lass. If she can con fools that badly then it's not her fault, it's the fault of the fools.

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0

Bravo up for the corner. Ball lost, hoofed up the pitch and that useless #9 they brought on is not offside for once. Walks it into the net.

FT 3-0

Pubby guys are through. Think the Argies won so Chile must be out.

Typical that. As soon as Alexis leaves it'll be his first break from non-stop international commitments since he joined.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ecuador 1-3 Argentina in the end. Messi hat-trick for Argentina.

Panama are through! USA are out.

[GP]

Ecuador 1-3 Argentina in the end. Messi hat-trick for Argentina.

Panama are through! USA are out.

seems unfair that USA were forced to play both Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

[Globalgunner]

Messi truly is a world treasure. Absolutely incredible. Should be the 8th wonder of the world along with the hanging gardens of Babylon....and just below Rooney.

Last part is a pisstake...but really Messi is incomparable to any player alive, past or present,

[Marc Overmars]

Alexis.

[Özim]

Sanchez doesn't have to worry about the World cup anymore, he can start his holiday before he joins his new club now. Poor show by him and the Chile team not qualifying though.