Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[Syn]

It would be utterly pointless to sign Elia.

We hav as well yknow Oxo cube, Walcott, Arshavin, Miyachi, Rosicky and don't forget as well that Alex Song and Szczesny can also play there.

But seriously, it would be pointless considering we desperately need to strengthen in other areas.

We need a top CM, a top CB and a top striker.

We will get a decent CB or a striker.

And the fans will be happy for a month or so...it'll buy (pun very much intended) Wenger some time.

[Syn]

Twitter going crazy over Hazard, saying personal terms agreed and Hazard in london, deal could be done today #rumours

You guise are idiots tbf.

[Niall_Quinn]

Schweinsteiger has signed. Don't bother asking for proof or telling me it hasn't happened because you'll be ignored.

[Master Splinter]

The English Pique.

That's Meee-Gwell tbh.

Have you heard him speak?

[Master Splinter]

Small time club, if you invite gypsies they will wash their underwear on your lawn.

[Japan Shaking All Over]

wont believe that till I read it in Spanish.........you should know better NQ!

[Master Splinter]

This thread has been brilliant over the last 20 or so pages.

The amount of derp and herp would make Pique blush.

GW .

[Syn]

Schweinsteiger has signed. Don't bother asking for proof or telling me it hasn't happened because you'll be ignored.

[Kaiser]

That's Meee-Gwell tbh.

Have you heard him speak?

Meeee-GHEL, you mean?

[GunnerFan4Life]

piersmorgan Piers Morgan
by JackWilshere
Hearing good informed whispers that #Cahill deal is being actively negotiated with #Arsenal ... Great news if true. Perfect signing.