Match Reaction vs Swansea

[Niall_Quinn]

Here:



And a bit more:

Not one of your more realistic ones tbf. A bit half-hearted and exaggerated in places to the point where it became ridiculous. Also, haven't you done this one before - like a thousand time before?

[Power n Glory]

You mean apart from your mother being gang banged by black midgets wearing arsene wenger masks in a shoddily made porn film?....(the title of which is called Arsene Knows....that your Mum is a vapid whore)

I'd say our performance was a lot better than a lot of our performances this season in terms of passing and movement, no point talking about our defensive performance because we don't have a defence per se.

Oh dear. Steady on.

[Niall_Quinn]

No!

I have a sneaky feeling we might not win the league this season, you know.

That's because you are a pessimistic realist who constantly gets sidetracked by facts.

[Niall_Quinn]

"We eased off at 1-0 and let them back into the game."

We eased off at 1-0...

We eased off at 2-0...

We eased off at 3-0...

We eased off at 4-0...

Note to self: Tell team not to ease off.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

You know I am beginning to think it wasn't all Mesut's fault.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Oh dear. Steady on.

there is literally no point debating anything unless you can make ad hominem remarks about someone's mother

Of course his mother could be dead, in which case i've almost certainly watched a snuff film

[Marc Overmars]

We eased off at 1-0.

Why??? After what happened in the previous game that is scandalous.

Any match savvy he once had, is now completely gone. Cardboard cutout of a manager.

[Niall_Quinn]

You know I am beginning to think it wasn't all Mesut's fault.

I'm beginning to think you are Neil Ashton.

[Master Splinter]

Not one of your more realistic ones tbf. A bit half-hearted and exaggerated in places to the point where it became ridiculous. Also, haven't you done this one before - like a thousand time before?

Well yes, I must tell you I have done a thousand interviews.

We have people with opinions and they have not even done ten.

Opinions are not a quality. To perform on the pitch and do the talking there is a quality.

Have we done our talking today?

I will not speak about this.

[Master Splinter]

Any match savvy he once had, is now completely gone. Cardboard cutout of a manager.

Puma salesman.