This Weekend's Fixtures (31 Jan/01 Feb).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 2-0 'Ammers, FT.

[Niall_Quinn]

FT Utd 3-1 Leicester

You won't see 3 pubbier goals for a winning team.

[Master Splinter]

Anything but a Chelsea win.

West Ham without GHELkinson .

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Stoke 3-1 QPR, Walters hat-trick!

11 defeats out of 11.

WBA 0-3 Spuds, FT. Pulis you berk.

[Master Splinter]

You won't see 3 pubbier goals for a winning team.

Anthony Taylor shouldn't be underestimated.

[Niall_Quinn]

Laugh at the loser I think.

Pity the ref, who will he cheat for?

[Master Splinter]

Walters .

He's back!

Crooknapp .

Pulis out.

[Niall_Quinn]

Anything but a Chelsea win.

West Ham without GHELkinson .

I suppose it has to be a 5-5 draw so we get a bit of entertainment laughing at Big Man and Kaptain Marvel, loads of injuries and red cards, lots of fouling, diving and cheating (guaranteed) and a big punch up between the teams and a fight between the Cancer Stalker and that lovely man. In snow. With an earthquake that swallows the stadium.

Is that really too much to ask?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jamie and Henry in the studio.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pity the ref, who will he cheat for?

Highest bidder wins.

So long as it includes capped knees.