This Weekend's Fixtures & Man City v Everton (19/20/21 Aug).

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0-2 Lukaku.

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0-3 Pogba.

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Lump goal hanging again and he just about manages to hoof it in. Game over.

Great defending.

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Pogba scores from the dressing room.

Oh no wait - he never did get sent off , did he?

Fuck! A big blob of cum just shot out of the screen. I wish those cunty commentators would have a bit more decorum.

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0-4 Martial.

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Title in the bag for sure now.

Tammy off, which is his best position tbf. Too little too late.

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Marshaaaaaah makes it 4.

This has been a simply superb performance from Utd. Yes, it was utter shit from a bunch of pubbers for 80 minutes. But now Swansea have caved it means Utd are amazing.

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Question now - can Maureen keep this treble winning squad together?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool: Mignolet, Gomez, Matip, Klavan, Robertson, Henderson, Milner, Wijnaldum, Mane, Firmino, Sturridge.

Crystal Palace: Hennessey, Fosu-Mensah, Dann, Tomkins, Ward, Milivojevic, Puncheon, Van Aanholt, Loftus-Cheek, Townsend, Benteke.

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Utd scum singing tributes to Maureen