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Somebody please tell me - where is Saka?
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I fucking hate Partey. Everything he does is entirely negative and counter-productive. He's like Bournemouth's 15th man.
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Wow, that was a goalscoring opportunity surely? Havertz was going to beat his man, round the keeper and score? No red?
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This ref. It's ludicrous. He's going to force the result no matter what.
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Alan's nipples are erect. He can sense the ref will bring him to a climax any moment now.
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Bournemouth are embarrassing themselves here. Why don't we bring on some attackers and gut these bastards?
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Crazy, Martinelli (to add weight to the front line) on, and Trossard (removing weight from the front line) off. Net effect - ZERO. Erm, what's the point?
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