Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[Özim]

Our biggest rivals are spending 100mil+ this summer :s and we're spending nothing... First year we havent sold any of our profiles and still this is the first time i've actually been afraid we wont make top4 this year.

Actually the reason we haven't sold anyone is that noone wants any of our players, noone has made any bids or shown any real interest.

[Letters]

Be fair, Zimm, we've done what we can to weaken anyway by getting rid of a load of squad players.
Onwards and downwards!

[Munchies]

The thing is, if we got Higuain, Bernard/Jovetic, Gustavo, Cesar, Williams,

We'd have a title challenging squad. Would have cost near £70m for all of those. Now the market is such that Michu/Williams are for £35m.

Really gets me pissed off at Wenger, wtf is he doing

I'd understand if there was no money and everyone else would aswell, but the fuckers are just lying to all the fans and mugging them all off.

[Özim]

The thing is, if we got Higuain, Bernard/Jovetic, Gustavo, Cesar, Williams,

We'd have a title challenging squad. Would have cost near £70m for all of those. Now the market is such that Michu/Williams are for £35m.

Really gets me pissed off at Wenger, wtf is he doing

I'd understand if there was no money and everyone else would aswell, but the fuckers are just lying to all the fans and mugging them all off.

Those aren't super super quality unlike Guaita, Cabaye, Kalou and Barry

[Xhaka Can’t]

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/t...pjanic-signing

I knew we were about to panic buy but this is taking the piss.

[Munchies]

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/t...pjanic-signing

I knew we were about to panic buy but this is taking the piss.

Who ?!?!?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Unless they're in London to give us Gervinho back.

[Letters]

http://sportwitness.ning.com/forum/t...pjanic-signing

I knew we were about to panic buy but this is taking the piss.

A friend emailed me this yesterday (although admitted he'd seen it elsewhere) about our other 'bid':

Pani-Cabaye

[Munchies]

So far the supermarket has stocked the following:
Day 1 stock:
Pogba
Cabaye
Richards
Michu
Williams

Day 2 stock:
Casillas
Guaita (never heard of him)

Day 3 stock:
Pjanic (Never heard of him)

Wenger will be allowed to shop on Sept 2nd
(Wenger trolley gif here)

[Letters]

Unless they're in London to give us Gervinho back.

*phone rings*
Wenger: "Bonjour"
Roma: "About this player you sold us"
Wenger: "Er...this Chinese laundry. Wong number. Velly solly"
*slams down phone*