This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (30/31 March & 01/02/03 April)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Van Dijk blocks Old Man Kane from getting his shot away.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kane sees the run, belts the ball out of play.

[Master Splinter]

Alisson might be worse than LOLris.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Did Mane think he had scored?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas Moura shot, awful.

Son should be starting instead of this no hoper.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Lucas Moura shot, awful.

Son should be starting instead of this no hoper.

Lucas Moura next goal scorer is 14-1 on SkyBet...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Liverpool 1-0 Spuds, HT.

[Master Splinter]

If it stays like this, it will be four losses and a draw in their last five games for Spurs.

Great momentum as they begin a new era in their creaking sub-Emirates toilet bowl.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lucas Moura falls down, no pelanty.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

If it stays like this, it will be four losses and a draw in their last five games for Spurs.

Great momentum as they begin a new era in their creaking sub-Emirates toilet bowl.

At the end of their blip - Jermaine Jenas.