Transfer News, Rumours and Bollocks Thread

[gunnerrrrr]

should have taken Hleb back from Barca even on loan...better than Benayoun

[Niall_Quinn]

Sunderland aren't getting Crouch but they are still looking for someone with PL experience. SO why the fuck are they trying to sign Bender???

Fuck off, I am. I've been dealing with Crouchey's perverted bonus arrangements all fucking day and Nick is having the Pope over until 9pm, I'll chat him up after that. Hope I don't have to do all that shit I had to go through with Lurch all over again. Dirty bastard.

[selassie]

It took a humiliating 8-2 defeat for us to start looking it seems, a complete farce to be honest...is this AW's best efforts at saving his job...if so poor showing from him.

I know, we shouldn't even be in this position scrambling around for the Dregs. I mean Yossi on loan? Our squad is the dregs, WTF is Arsene doing to it?

[AKBapologist]

I don't think I've felt more furious with the club in any of the 15 years I've supported it. I may literally cut up my silver membership cards ship if it ends up this way.

[gunnerrrrr]

I know, we shouldn't even be in this position scrambling around for the Dregs. I mean Yossi on loan? Our squad is the dregs, WTF is Arsene doing to it?

Dont just blame Arsene there are apparently 20 other magnificent transfer warriors who also share the blame....fml

[Aaron Wilshere]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

We sell our two best midfielders in Cesc and Nasri and it looks like they will be replaced by a crocked, 31 year old piece of shit.

I give up.

Arsene you stupid cunt - this will cost him his job.

[Marc Overmars]

I don't mind Yossi as a player but a loan move for him is bargain basement stuff. Think we needed a bit more, it's a shame M'Vila didn't come off but maybe he's one for the future.

Ah well. It wouldn't be Arsenal if they didn't build you up and then knock you down.

[server too busy!]

There's no excuse, we have the money and we need the players. I wonder what the excuse will be, Man City distorting the market? I hate football

[Niall_Quinn]

Dont just blame Arsene there are apparently 20 other magnificent transfer warriors who also share the blame....fml

How many pen pushers and good old boys do we have upstairs now compared to actual live bodies on the pitch?

[gunnerrrrr]

This feels worse than when i was a young boy and i watched my glorious Arsenal lose the Cup winners cup (or whateve it was fucking called) when that nasty cunt Nayim lobbed Seaman