The Emirates FA Cup 2015/2016

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Battenberg

It'd probably make for a better ref as well.

[Kano]

0-0 halftime.

Wayne Pirlo running the show.

[Letters]

Battenberg

It's a cake of 4 quarters, Brian.

[Niall_Quinn]

So with the advantage rule that's a real easy one to get right. If you spot the foul, play on, wait and see, blow up if you need to.

In both cases Clattencheat gets the yellow card out so he's seen the foul. Therefore he's either too thick to figure out how to play an advantage (no, because we've seen him play the advantage a thousand times), or it's deliberate cheating. So it's deliberate cheating then.

And Rooney avoids the red again.

Real HT result, 2-0 Palace (maybe 3-0) with Rooney and Rojo off.

Fantasy, cheated, big money result - 0-0 and Rooney the new Scholes. OMFG, we'll have to put up with that shit for another 10 years. They've found a way to resurrect the cunt.

[Master Splinter]

Palace's two most dangerous moments came from Shrek giving the ball away and his Hollywood passes kept going to opposition players.

Is it part of the Fox promotion to use viral marketeers to send glowing tweets about him? Or is it just the usual rose-tinted myopic hysteria that comes with Shrek and British players in general?

BBC now trying to secure Rashford's place in the England squad.

[Kano]

Fail Neville

[Master Splinter]

Zangief scuffs it.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

FFS Jedinak. Got to do better there.

[Master Splinter]

Zaha must still be on the United payroll.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Pardiola needs to bring on Puncheon for Zaha.

Bit of a horror tackle from Delaneny tbh.